PD Office Paraphernalia Wish List

I have to say that my iphone is the best paraphernalia (legal or otherwise) I've ever owned. I can schedule appointments with my clients in court and have the appointment transferred to my work calendar complete with a reminder (I've had phones that were supposed to do this before, but somehow it never worked out). I can also research a quick PC issue at the stinky docket via the internet, or text someone (like in the middle of trial) and have them email me a case. Every phone number in the county directory is magically on my phone. I can also make graffiti.



During a tedious calendar call, I can morph myself onto the statue of liberty to annoy nearby prosecutors.













My precious needs a comfy chair.





















This is the only Bluetooth handset that my phone finds acceptable.





















To keep the iphone's living space clean, a zamboni-desk vacuum.



But there is one place that I won't take my phone, and unfortunately this is where I have my best trial ideas.

Real Lawyers Have Business Cards

We here at PDR are true-blue public defenders, but sometimes we have private-attorney lust in our hearts. Not for money, or respect, or to be able to cut in front of the public defenders in court--no, sometimes our thoughts stray because we want to make our own kick-ass business cards.

This one would look nice with a PDR logo? Pretty, but still tough.


This one just needs a defender gal with a briefcase:




Clients might appreciate this card that comes with lock-picking tools:




Here is what happens if you don't pay:



What we promise to do to the state's case:



The service we provide:



After the case is resolved, we can send our clients away with all of their legal papers in a nifty PDR bag: