"Let That Which Is Unsaid Be Said"

The Bureau of Communications provides these fill-in-the-blank forms with a quick email function. I recently used the Formal Apology (with slightly different words in the blanks) for a prosecutor (who actually had a sense of humor), who liked the form so much that he agreed to quash my client's warrant even though I had been blowing him off about another case for weeks. The site has other forms pertinent to PD workplace needs, including: "Unsolicited Feedback," "Airing of Grievance," and "Declaration of Romantic Intent." Best of all, you can choose an e-stamp for your form--I picked "top secret."